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30-03-2016, 12:36 PM
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Knight of the East and West
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
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Originally Posted by Local Diggers
i reckon religion is a good crutch for people that need something to believe. for me, i think you just need to live a good generous life, dont kill things, dont steal things, give what you can spare to charity or those in need, do right and you'll be right.
i had a happy clapper work for me a few years ago, nice lad, but once the agnostic church heard i had given him a job they were so pleased i spent the next 4 weeks pricing a ton of work for them!
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"Don't kill things": are you a veggie
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30-03-2016, 05:46 PM
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Elect of Fifteen
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Join Date: May 2010
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
Well, at the risk of pushing it down people's throats, I'm a Christian. It isn't and never has been a crutch or a substitute for something else, and apart from the odd short, the wiring isn't in bad nick. In my opinion, anyway.
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30-03-2016, 07:44 PM
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Master Elect of Nine
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
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Originally Posted by Local Diggers
i reckon religion is a good crutch for people that need something to believe. for me, i think you just need to live a good generous life, dont kill things, dont steal things, give what you can spare to charity or those in need, do right and you'll be right.
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Exactly my thoughts and ethos apart from I shoot a pigeon or 2 for the pot every now and then.
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30-03-2016, 09:05 PM
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Knight of the Rose Croix of H.R.D.M
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Druid central, just East of Pandy, Nr. Abergavenny, S. Wales, UK, 3rd rock from the Sun
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
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Originally Posted by pond digger
"Don't kill things": are you a veggie 
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have to say, the older I get the less inclined I am to kill anything ..... with the exception of rats ..... the 4 legged variety
I could always make the odd exception for the two legged variety too 
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22-06-2016, 11:35 PM
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Knight of the Rose Croix of H.R.D.M
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
this has to qualify ..... made me PMSL
http://www.ceforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=8200&page=4
post #39
D4C
We were doing a nightmare job years ago , relining a main from a pumping station , one moaning git kept ring and ringing to complain about this that and the other , which meant as ganger i got all the calls from customer services , so i got there early next morning and lifted the bt box and cut his fucking line off
Moral = do not piss off Gra
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14-11-2016, 01:09 AM
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Knight of the Rose Croix of H.R.D.M
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
ok .... so it's a very fresh post ... a few actually..... but they have to go in here before I forget where they are  ... These are just priceless!!
http://www.ceforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=8400
posts #10
Joey123
"12k bloody hell I'd want it to perform sexual acts for that and have my tea on the table when I get in.."
posts #11
Joey123
"More chance of me repeatedly slamming me penis in the door and actually enjoying it then paying that."
post #20
Localdiggers
"at 15k i would add my nackers in the mix with that door frame"
Keep 'em coming guys 
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10-12-2016, 10:36 PM
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Knight of the Rose Croix of H.R.D.M
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
http://www.ceforum.co.uk/showthread....863#post148863
Tree shear/ buncher post #6 Mogman
"..... my scrap shear is a bit heavy for wood cutting but haven't found a piece of wood it won't cut"
LMAO Mog ..... classic!! 
and as promised ........
http://www.ceforum.co.uk/showthread....858#post148858
Chinese industrial machinery earthmoving post #8 joey123
" PLEASE CAN SOMEBODY KICK ME IN THE BOLLOX REALLY REALLY HARD, as sure as eggs are eggs I must be dreaming.... Never did I think I'd hear these words spoken..
I wouldn't buy a Chinese flask never mind a digger, now or in 10 - 15 years time, utter, utter, utter shite. ......... I'm going down the pub."
Priceless Joey 
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11-12-2016, 07:43 PM
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Elect of Fifteen
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
[/HTML]Quote "i had a happy clapper work for me a few years ago, nice lad, but once the agnostic church heard i had given him a job they were so pleased i spent the next 4 weeks pricing a ton of work for them!"[HTML]
But did you get any and did they pay?
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02-04-2017, 12:04 AM
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Knight of the Rose Croix of H.R.D.M
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Druid central, just East of Pandy, Nr. Abergavenny, S. Wales, UK, 3rd rock from the Sun
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Re: Memorable comments & quotes !!
" BT is the easy one to find. Its guaranteed to be in the first bucket you pull! "
http://www.ceforum.co.uk/showthread....679#post152679
Olliegunns . .... Dial before you dig . ... post #5
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