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Old 04-10-2013, 11:41 PM
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Talking Memorable comments & quotes !!

Guys,
Reading through the various threads, experiences, etc. on here, I have found some very funny / profound / interesting comments, one liners, etc., that all too quickly get lost in the vast amount that is posted daily.

Just thought it might be an idea to have a 'location' for some of these gems that many might never see, but find of interest / entertaining / informative.

So to get it rolling, here's a couple of humorous ones and I hope people will add their favorites along the way:-


Thread = Engcon ec15b - post #105 - stuart jamieson

on the subject of tiltys

"I'd quit before I'd go back to standard again."


Thread = FOR SALE: Hydraulic Pipe Pusher Digger Attachment - post #145 - the very hungry caterpillar

on the subject of the entire thread

"Fuck me fellas this is ridiculous! You lot could start a fight in an empty room!!"



Thread = FOR SALE: Hydraulic Pipe Pusher Digger Attachment - post #100 - pipepusher

"you could push a fair amount of pipe into a squealing pig with this thing"



Thread = FOR SALE: Hydraulic Pipe Pusher Digger Attachment - post #108 - Turtle590

"...... its fast gaining posts, if it catches wide boy I'll piss myself"



Signature - RoadDoc

"Causing a traffic jam near you....."



Thread = how long does it take to get really good on a 941 - post #8 - Lord-Sean/Guest1

"the only level part of the job was the road in where I had not been with the drott"

Over to you guys ---
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Old 05-10-2013, 02:04 AM
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Here's a quote for you,
'You've way too much time on your hands!'
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haha i like these, keep em coming
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Here's a quote for you,
'You've way too much time on your hands!'
Only when it's pissing down mate!
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Only when it's pissing down mate!
Time for a shed and a project
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Time for a shed and a project
Hi JD,
A shed is the current project boyo!!
That's alongside trying to empty my 'old shed' - 10,000 sq. ft. of my workshop that I've had to sell due to ill health!
Tha's why I'm looking for a duck, to dig out a bank where my 'new' shed's gonna get plonked.
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druid ive got a nice little project for you... little yanmar diesel... will drop it on friday as im due in bristol friday night
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druid ive got a nice little project for you... little yanmar diesel... will drop it on friday as im due in bristol friday night
'Evening Local,
That wouldn't be the "little Yanmar diesel" that's a complete bas**rd to start, perchance??

Ain't yer fixed that yet?
Last I saw of that Trax was talking timing shims!!

It may be a case of having to bite the bullet on that and actually getting a specialist on the job.
Put up some pic.s of it and the engine plate details and i'll have a word with my mate in Grays, who's a genius with those little diesels.

Now where's your contribution to the quotes & comments, this is s'posed to be about ???
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im thinking fuel pump next its the last thing left to try.

im sure ive had my share of classics too. rob taylor had a great one about bum foam will see if i can find it
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Atlasrob-if you've never had to extract foam from the butt cheeks then you've never "operated" plant.
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